Holy fish sticks, Batman, she's alive!

Yes it's true, I'm alive....although it might just be the zombie alive type thing. I'm sad, I didn't get my DS Lite today they were all sold out at the sale because apparently the managers at Zellers are fucking sales WIZARDS and can sell 60 DS Lites in 5 minutes before my late ass can get there. My friends turned me into a My Life Is Average follower for a while but I'm trying to break the habit and get things done. I have 2 stories, one already posted and one about to be posted.

Shut up Ju-Ju-bes and get to posting already!

Sheesh, alright! Here have some literature